I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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