its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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