I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
God I need to hump something, right now.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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