did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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