Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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