They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
it's like heaven, but drunker
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It's shark week go big or go home
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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