I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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