Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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