38 yer olds are good kisserssss
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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