We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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