He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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