just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and she was petting her beer can
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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