Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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