"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
