The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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