He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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