the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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