2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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