is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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