Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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