Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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