I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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