I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We had sex on a dog bed..
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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