is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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