Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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