I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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