you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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