we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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