In the future we'll all be gay
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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