I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Blood and glitter go together right?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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