Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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