come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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