I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
