His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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