I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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