just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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