And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Welp...herpes.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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