He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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