So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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