I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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