so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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