If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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