"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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