Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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