id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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