He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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