yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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