All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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