I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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