these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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