I CAN MOONWALK!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
did you just send me my own nude
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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