They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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